iamagoblin thats a brilliant, if maybe a bit nasty, joke.

Heres a couple of my [i]poor[i] jokes...

Girl meets a lad in a club, takes him home and says "tie me to the bed and do what lads do best". So he tied her up, farted, scratched his balls and shagged her mate. :P

Two mexicans, pedro and gringo, are walking in the desert. They've been walking or hours and are really hungry. All of a sudden Pedro screams "There's a tree with bacon and sausages hanging from the branches". Pedro runs over to the tree and just as he arrives there he is shot several times. With his dying breath he utters "Gringo, don't come over. It's not a bacon and sausage tree, it's a ham bush. :P