I went to the dentist,i said"have you got anything for tooth decay?"
He gave me a bag of sugar. :dancing1:

I went to the doctors,i said"Have you got anything for stomach ache?"
He kicked me in the bollocks. :grinbounce:

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch. :eatarrow:

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
footprints in the butter. :explode:

I mean really how could an elephant put his foot in the fridge? :dirtymonkey: