Sorry Pippa. I dont do socks...However, my Granny said she will knit you a couple of pairs

Oh dear, Imagoblin...it looks like the stories I've heard about you are true.
The words hairy, rough and backside spring to mind! The garment you request, will take a little longer to make, as it will be a one off.
Maybe you might like to change your mind and have my Granny knit you a balaclava, so that hairy chin of yours won't get icicles as the temperature drops...hehehe