Today, a girl at school is convinced that Im in her band called the Golem Rock Warriors

and in it, it has:
3 lead guitarists
2 rhythm guitarist
2 bassist
2 drummers
1 saxophone player
1 ockarina player
1 kazoo player
and this is the worst bit
1 exotic german dancer
I would like to let the general public know (mainly Timelord)
1. I am not in this band
2. I am already in a band
3. And Timelord, YOU CAN NOT MAKE ME JOIN!!!!