'work-shy fop' who said that?... Ill kill'em!

Its grim up north...Im off to Wetherby tomorrow for a few weeks. I hope to visit all my good friends in York and Harrogate.
I am also hoping to be able to have the use of a computer.
Is it thought of as nice to have a hairy chest..Ive not been around for a while, so havent had chance to read the papers. Someone told me theres a big national discussion regarding chest hair and chin dimples. :monkey:

ppl with hairy backs freak me out; they look like gorillas...

Do we all feel happy and fullfilled and ready to open our hearts to all who need to be loved ie: just about everyone we meet...or are closed? :avert:

Locked up tight baybaee; sod 'em all!

P.S. I am, of course, joking...

vare are my panzers???? :alarm:

In the closet my friend LOL

Just wondered..Would anyone like some serious feedback or counselling from a qualified psychotherapist either on line or in the STRICTEST confidence?
Friends, this may sound strange but I know many beautiful people who need to talk...Like 98% of us.. for example...
Feedback on the question would really be helpful to me..even if its flippant.
No divulgence is necessary...just ask questions..questions you feel 'perhaps' are too silly to ask your..mate, mum ,partner, teacher, doctor, pet, priest or whoever...
Maybe this is not the right forum...but, maybe, just maybe this is the utmost best. Peace.

Ive just won the lottery would anyone else like to share my winnings, or have a charity in mind for a donation etc.