Morning! Im off back to bed...

LOL LOL LOL LOL

....she felt the security of love, the comfort of satisfaction and the bliss of no worry or cares. All this, she felt in a second. The second we'd dream about, the second we'd fantasise about... she felt this...as she sunk her teeth into a good cadbury's milk chocolate bar.

Pitty Taff isn't registered here; she'd appreciate that.

Come Back!
By Jonathan Malory

Prints deeply inset, heading downhill; would shortly be in control of the dilemma. Dark robes flapped against banana leaves, rain slithered into unknown places; prints showing signs of fatigue. He was almost upon the creature when he skidded to a stop at the edge, the donkey’s soft shriek far below.

Can't go wrong with donkeys if you want a laugh

A True Life Story
by Jonathan Malory.

A moth just committed suicide in my candle! It was flapping around my screen like the prettiest life form, then I heard a 'plop' and thought the candle had gone out, and there it is; floating dead in the hot wax. Can but wonder what it’s going to be next?

Earth People by Jonathan Malory

‘Aliens took it, they must have!’ That was always Dave’s explanation whenever anything went missing, this time they’d come through the vents and beamed the biscuits up to the mother ship. But we all knew that Jake had them under his blanket, because big Earth people don’t look like babies.