A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, 'You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.'

'But I'm not pregnant,' she says.

'Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,' he says.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and grey?
A box of crayons. :P

Heres a badger............

heres two badgers.....

Now that is definately cool geezer :dancing:

Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!

but thats only if it didnt rain-dear

Why was Santa's helper depressed?

Low elf esteem...

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.