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Old 07-11-2003, 11:27 AM
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A. A Drug dealer can't wash his crack and re-sell it

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Bad joke, no?
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:50 AM
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Lol I think thats quite funny
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:40 PM
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...thought you might
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Old 07-11-2003, 03:19 PM
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you wicked filthy lot! :tomato:
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:46 PM
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Another bad joke...(may be offensive)

Q. What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive?

A. Popeye kicked the fuck out of him
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:52 PM
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lol
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:18 PM
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Heres another poor joke for you fans of bad jokes.

'Scientific studies show 99% of men would love to be a table cloth. It's the only chance they have of getting laid 3 times a day and pulled off at night'

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Old 08-26-2003, 08:24 PM
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How about this one, it's pretty bad:

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
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Old 08-27-2003, 04:29 PM
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I don't necasarily agree with this but:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,

>Naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

>

>Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and opens to

>trade, especially for someone with cash.

>

>Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and

>convinced of her own beauty.

>

>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm

>and a desirable place to visit.

>

>Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and

>all conquering past.

>

>Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted

>By past mistakes.

>

>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are

>now unpatrolled.

>

>After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful with a mysterious past

>and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and

>a thirst for

>spiritual knowledge visit there.

>

>GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

>

>Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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Old 08-28-2003, 10:58 PM
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Some would consider that an accurate name for mister Bush....
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