courtesy of my mate Benji (he's a kid btw)

q. What's the tallest dessert in the world?

a. The Trifle Tower.

Ahh!! :dancer:

Q. How many legs has a four legged dog?

Now I think I know at least one person that can remember the answer

why did the huhn cross the road?
cos he was only following orders...

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!

Yet another good joke from Paul!

Do you realise, that if blinds werent invented,,,
It would be curtains for all of us :P

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, 'If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.'
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. 'What's wrong?' he asks.

'You gave me the wrong key!'

A bit of an old one, but what the hell....

David Beckham goes into a barbers to get his hair cut. He has a personal stereo with him and headphones on. He sits down at the barbers chair and says to the barber..
"Can you cut round the headphones please"
"It'd be much better without the headphones on David" replied the barber
"No...you must leave the headphones on"
"Okay..no problem"
So he's cutting Davids hair and david falls asleep. Right, thinks the barber, this is my chance to take the haedphones off him and cut his hair properly. So he removes the headphones and cuts the hair. He puts the headphones back on Davids head. He then tries to wake David. But he won't wake. He checks his pulse and he's dead.
"Oh my god" Says the barber. So he listens to the tape, and on the tape he hears
"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out"

Mwhhhhaaaaaaaaaa :P