Very funny Mal..but in a way youre right of course, I did see him the other day and he looked very healthy! Are you giving him advice on 'keep-fit'? Maybe he's taken up cycling? :skip: ...or skipping!

Don't you just love the gentle shriek of the timid badger?

Or the american badger:Pictured above.

Oh that gentle shriek...music to my ears...
How wily, is Smiley!

Hold on a minuite, ive been robbed!

Jack and Joe were on holiday and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple fork in the road. The sign post had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. Since they had left their map at the last petrol station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jack and Joe find their way to Lynnsville?

They used there satelite navigation system to find the correct route. :type:

actually they phoned ahead and got the town to send out a group of homing badgers to guide them in....