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Old 12-03-2003, 07:47 PM
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I went to the dentist,i said"have you got anything for tooth decay?"
He gave me a bag of sugar. :dancing1:

I went to the doctors,i said"Have you got anything for stomach ache?"
He kicked me in the bollocks. :grinbounce:

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch. :eatarrow:

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
footprints in the butter. :explode:

I mean really how could an elephant put his foot in the fridge? :dirtymonkey:
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:21 AM
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I like the leper joke, its sick yet funny..just my cup of T
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:45 PM
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what did the lepper say to the prostitute?
"you can keep the tip"
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:14 AM
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eeeewwwwwwww lol
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:42 PM
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lol cool jokes but what do leeds united fans do when they win the UEFA cup

answer: Turn of the Playstation and go to bed
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I like the leper joke, its sick yet funny..just my cup of T
the leper joke is quite funny but very grown up and fantastic
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Old 09-17-2005, 03:12 AM
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WHAT DO U CALL AN ENGLISH BATTER WHO SCORES 100+ RUNS IN A MATCH

ANSWER: A BOWLER
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