Veggiehugger

There was like an Easter competition.
It involved swimming in a lake in my hometown.
I won.
When I got out of the lake, my skin looked extremely red and irritated, and a bit swollen, too.
My grandma was working at the laundromat, so I ran there.
I went in the back room where she was at, and asked if I could get in the tub if I kept my swimsuit on.
She agreed.
Oh, and during all this, for some reason, I'm a child again. Probably about six or...

I joined a rebellion group.
Against what, I'm not sure.
But I remember that everybody in this group had extremely hairy chests, including myself.
Then I woke up.

I'm riding a bike through the countryside with one of my best guy friends.
We're traveling through the whole country this way.
When we get to California, we find this "free hotel".
When we ask to check in, the guy says all the rooms are taken but we can sleep in the auditorium.
We meet this old man who's waiting with his wife, to get into the auditorium area.
His wife starts yelling about my necklace.
Then the man tells me a story.
He says...

I'm sitting in a sort of ski lodge in the mountains.
I'm just looking out the window at more beautiful mountains.
Sitting there, I just feel happy.
Then the scene changes and I'm at school, talking to my guy friend.
Then I go talk to my "best" friend.
She starts crying.
I ask her what's wrong and she points at my guy friend.
Then she explains how he likes me more than he likes her.
She's not used to it, because everybody likes...

I have a dream I'm at this massive Christmas-themed mall in New York.
It's me and a female friend (but I have no idea who she is, really).
We have to stay the night in a room in the "mall".
We run into these two little homeless boys, so we say they can stay in the room with us.
The beds in the room are just MASSIVE.
There's three of them.
And they're the same Christmas-theme as the rest of the mall.
The beds are big enough to fit...