ohhhh righhht! now i know... anyway everyone knows that Northerners don't just have ferrets and greyhounds and stuff, they lead interesting and wonderful lives also keeping racing pigeons and putting alloys on their tractors!
oops sorry didn't spell their correctly first time round!
Hmmm, cow tipping, a little bit mean, can't say I've ever done it myself, but then again I'm from the Midlands so there you go...(not said in a Brummie accent, so don't even go there!)