LOL

Did someone mention 'strapons' ? :P

No they did not !!!!! <g>

And Debs in answer to ur question.....Prom meant to say that he likes to swim with fish but unfortunately swallows a bit of water due to lack of swimming training

aw I see, hence the tadpoles!! lol I'm so slow sometimes


I'm off for a walk

I'm sick of goin' for walks, I want a women!!

How do I get one?

Good question.....When u go out for walks do you talk to ppl or just walk past them ? A simple 'good morning' can start a conversation.

Do you go out/socialise in the evenings ? If not maybe you shud, and if u do are you going to the right places ?

Do you talk to ppl online ? have you ever thought (cautiously) of arranging to meet them for a drink ?

Whatever you do, be yourself and I'm sure when the time is right you will meet the perfect woman for you.

"Whatever you do, be yourself and I'm sure when the time is right you will meet the perfect woman for you. "


Mmm, my perfect woman... trust-worthy, open-minded, passionate, lets me beat her at CS, has blonde hair, blue eyes, 'bout 5'6/5'7, bonnie face, open minded, trust-worthy, considerate,passionate, nice knockers... aye! I'll play the waitin' game! if she never turns up there's always Mrs internet bride!

Do you talk to ppl online ? have you ever thought (cautiously) of arranging to meet them for a drink ?

What you doing tomorrow night Pip? Fancy a drink? Our little secret... oh, wait; other people might read this.. send me a pm

lol Mal sshhhhhhh Ive told u b4 to keep our 'little secret' to pm's now everyone will know


Debs...
Mmm, my perfect woman... nice knockers !!!!!!! lmao typical man

^^^^^ you know I think I may have found her already!

/waits