Well, whoopeedeedoodah, Ask me and I'll answer, no telling what I might say tho

is prom bald?

Will Yaesu's mouth ever be smaller than the rest of his body ?

No he is not bald, his head is just too big for his hair

Not in a million years

is mal a northern bastard?

You don't need to ask Pip for that answer.

You will need to enquire as to his childhood with Mal personally

I was born with both parents, and as this planet is a sphere I'm not really sure how north works; you southern lump of lard LOL

My question: I sometimes write short stories. I posted one today on another site that had to be exactly 50 words long; it's quite difficult. Anyway, do you think anyone would be interested in seeing a.) my 50 word funny story and b.)reading any more new stories and/or posting their own efforts? Without ridicule, I might add, finger's pointing at Prom and Yaesu here

Geeeez Mal, ye of little faith

Im quite happy to read your short stories provided they are a 100% improvement on your <cough> jokes <cough>.

How about poems ? I like poems.