I had this dream last Friday.

I'm walking up the highway and it's nighttime. George Clooney is talking to Oprah Winfrey about his latest film. She asks him how long it is and he tugs on a loose cloth in front of his zipper and says, "About this long." He was making a joke about the length of the film and comparing it to his, eh, manhood.

Up in the sky I see a strange structure. It's sort of like a blimp shaped like a barrel but with a cage with wide open steel bars around it and a hatch that is open. I point to it and ask Clooney, "What is that thing up there?" He looks up and says, "Oh, it's a dark...

End.

My alarm clock starting beeping before Clooney told me what the thing was.

For those of you who may not know who George Clooney is:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/

Er, first George Clooney's talking about his "manhood", and then you see an "open hatch" that's dark.

I think it's pretty obvious what the "open hatch" is

It means I want George Clooney!

The timing of the alarm clock couldn't have been worse.