This is not the easiest thing for me to talk about because I have never considered myself to be a freak or anything like that. However within the last two years I experienced three wet dreams that I am unable to forget. These all happened to me while in the service, the first one right before I went to Iraq, the second and third shortly right after I had returned to the states. Nothing occured while actually overseas, just before and after. None of these dreams involved any sexual contact at all.

The first one had me dumbfounded and questioning my sanity. It was short and I remember it well. I was this insect, like a grasshopper or something. I see a female bug of the same type and just from that I wake up having an orgasim.

The second one came about a year later. I was myself this time, human. Inside some dimly lit house or structure of some sort. I see a female ghost moving across the floor and once again I wake up with the same results just from the sight of her.

The third one happened shortly right after the second one, a couple weeks larter. Pretty much the same haunted house like setting except this time I see a female zombie like creature up close to me, and once again that triggewrs me off.

So there you have it, the zombie, ghost, and grasshopper.