My brother and his friend and me had all gone to the Long’s shopping center.
Next we were over by Builders emporium and Bill My brother’s friend was in a very bad mood, He was always in a bad mood.
Next I was driving my dads van around the parking lot and was looking for a mother’s day present. I was looking at the plants and decided they were all to awful looking, therefore I decided that I was going to buy seeds and grow them. I also wanted some cactus for my terrarium but I had to find small ones that would fit.
The first one that I found was bent over on it self so I picked out another. I took it to the front counter and when I asked a lady there about the price she said it was “eight dollars but you could only water it with warm water”. She then acting surprised and said something “Wow you didn’t know that?” As if everyone knew you could only water this type of cactus with warm water.
She showed me this book about it and the book said you were even supposed to use salt water.
I decided I could do what the book said without any trouble and that I would leave it in the pot maybe instead of putting it in the terrarium.
Next I was outside the store waiting for Bill and my brother and I was mad because they were taking so long and I was very sleepy.
Next; we were now walking to the car and had gotten these bikers and Hell’s angels types mad at us
When I was in the store I had seen a man pick-pocket a lady and I walked over by them and yelled something at him after which he got very nervous and ran. When he was running I grabbed his vest and took it away from him
But the ladies purse was not in there. Some other man had came and held him down and when we were looking for it he stole it from the man who first stole it.
Now there were about three Hells angels trying to kill me and very mad at me but I got away.
I was now several stores away from Builders emporium and down by a pet store that used to be they’re in the shopping center. When I walked into the store it was a toy store and I walked down the center aisle and then around an edge and I saw two bounty hunters coming down toward me. I knew they would walk down the center aisle and so I picked up a blue skateboard like the one I used to have when I was younger that happened to be there and walked down toward the end of the aisle passed the cashier and then I took the skateboard and rode it back home.
Next I was at home and they were all after me. One of the bikers was a bounty hunter. There were a whole bunch of them now. I had killed a lot of them earlier and was now hiding in the bushes in the very front of my house were I used to walk along a small ledge when I was younger. It was a good hiding place.
Next I was in the house and going out front and all the bikers were lining up out front. I decided they could not have seen me inside the house and left the lights on and shinning out into the front yard.
I walked out the front gate and sled behind a large bush.
I was going to crawl down in front of the house behind the bush’s that were in front of the house (Were I had hid earlier) and come out by the next door neighbors house and get away threw there.
I just lay there behind the large bush because I didn’t want the bush’s to move.
As I was lying there under the bush and I could hear them breathing. After a while I thought they had all went away but then one of them pulled me out of the bushes.
I had a very old and dirty knife with me and I was able to twist myself around and stab him with it.
I fought with him for a very long time. I thought god and Jesus were on my side so I couldn’t loose but I was still very scarred.
One person came up in front of me laughing with a gun because he thought he had me but his gun jammed when he tried to shot it at me. He said “Oh shit!” He then threw it at me and ran after me. I laughed and picked up the gun and ran away from him while trying to figure out how to un-jam the gun. I then started to yell at him “Your going to die now!” with a Japanese world war two type accent to try and make him scarred. “You die now!!”
I finally figured it out and shot him. After that I started shooting people.
The bikers were now on the roof and I was hiding underneath the ledge or “eves” of the house and I would walk around down there and then suddenly jump out and shoot someone while they would try to figure out were I was.
There was now somebody with me and he gave me a machine gun. (I think it was Jesus)
Next I had a machine gun and was fighting them off with it but they kept coming at me. Someone pulled a knife on me and I was able to turn it around and stab the person with it.
Finally I had killed all of them but two. One of there names was Jesus so I let him live.
The End


A cactus and warm water seem to Contradict each other to me.

Any ideas Thank you Dean

The bigger contradiction for me isn't the cactus and warm water (although it is for you), but perhaps the cactus and the bushes you hide behind. In the dessert, it is hard to hide behind cactuses because, well, they're in the desert. Bushes have a lot of leaves and are usually pretty dense and close together.

In the store, you seemed embarassed by the clerks treatment of you when buying the cactus. However, you are empowered when you are able to hide behind the bushes and strike out at your adversaries. You are also empowered by the skateboard and the gun.

Do you often feel you are in the right in arguments? I guess this because Jesus is on your side in the dream. I'm also guessing that you are a fan of adventure stories.