Latest Dreams by Maljonic

Here are my latest dreams, a dream diary updated every day on paper and transfered to here when time permits - if you want to remember your dreams with increasing clarity, writing them down is the only way to do it. At the end of each month the dreams are moved to the dream archive and this page begins anew. This dream journal is the longest and most complete, without a single day missing in over 5 years, record of a single person's dreams online. The colour of the text reflects the mood or overriding colour of the dream.

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

William Butler Yeats

The dreams in which I'm flying are the best I ever have.

J D Malory

14-December-2008: I had a dream that I was on a plane when a nuclear holocaust began, where we saw atomic flashes and a mushroom cloud through the windows. I told the pilot to stay high because the atomics might cut off the electricity and engines of the plane and we would crash, so he flew the plane a long way north before we landed. 

13-December-2008: I had a dream that I was on a big leather couch, kanoodling with Marcia, on a plane.

12-December-2008: I had a dream I was with my wife, Marcia, by the ocean in New York visiting a friend. We drove in a car with Marcia's friend who was upset because she was too sick to teach her ballet class, so I said I would do it. When I got to the class I was surprised to find they were all a bunch of rough inner-city teenaged kids and the dream turned into one of those coming of age type movies, with the wise teacher (me) helping them along. At one point I was teaching the class tai chi as a warm up relaxation exercise when a boy turned up late, pointed a gun at me and said ‘shut the fuck up'. I turned to him and said. ‘shut the fuck up? Is that the best you can come up with, "shut the fuck up"? People were saying "shut the fuck up" in World War Two for fuck's sake. I bet your granddaddy said shut the fuck up and thought he sounded cool when he was your age.' Then, as he was thinking of what to say, I took the gun from him and dismantled it, so it fell to pieces on the floor, with one hand and waved him into line to practice tai chi with everyone else.

11-December-2008: I had a dream that I was in New York City where I'd invented a time-travelling train ticket machine, which would always dispense the right type of ticket for whatever train it made me appear on when I travelled through time using the ticket machine.

10-December-2008: I had a dream I was talking to someone next to an apple tree, watching the fruit fall to the ground. I said ‘wouldn't it be amazing to watch a new tree grow from the apple?' and the other guy said that I could plant some of the seeds and come back from time to time and see it grow, but I replied ‘no, I mean if we could stand here unaffected by time, watch the seeds come out from the apple and see them take root and watch the whole lifespan of the tree as it grows.'

9-December-2008: I had a dream I was back at university studying English, I was younger again and had a whole new group of friends and we all liked each other very much. The dream was all cosseted in a warm love/friendship glow.

8-December-2008: I had a dream I was back at art college, but instead of doing 3D Design I was put on a six week placement in Fashion Design where I took part in making a coat. I thought I did quite well until I overheard the snooty head of fashion congratulating her students on deceiving the uneducated oaf from 3D Design into thinking he'd achieved something. What she, the head, didn't know was that I had stayed up all night to finish the work on my own while the girls had gone out to a party. Later in the dream I said I wanted to design next year's fashionable coat. The head said it was impossible, that I had no talent and couldn't guess what would be in fashion a year from now. However, I had already travelled through time and seen next year's latest fashions and made my designs based on them. So, like a cheap movie, the dream played out and I was the king of fashion design.

7-December-2008: I had a dream that I was embarrassing a group of Star Wars fans by talking about the movie Freddie Got Fingered with their club leader.

6-December-2008: I had a dream that I was at an outdoor nerdy convention for RC (radio controlled) Car enthusiasts. Someone had made a great-looking course that looked like a craggy cliff for driving RC off-road cars along.

5-December-2008: I had a dream that Hancock, the unruly eponymous super hero from the movie, was being really mean to me and I was asking him why.

4-December-2008: Earlier this year I went on the ship Queen May 2 to America, in last night's dream I left the QM2 raincoat I'd bought on board the ship on a train. I spent the dream trying to get back on the train but the driver wouldn't let me on.

3-December-2008: I had a dream that I put a yellow ethernet cable in my mother's house, connecting the computer upstairs to ones downstairs, then ran off before she came home with her violent boyfriend. 

2-December-2008: I had a dream that I was visiting an old people's home with the queen of England. The Queen had a squeezy red ball that she kept handing to the old people, telling them it was good for arthritis. Some news people wanted to get a shot of an old lady squeezing the ball, being helped by the Queen, but I could tell she wasn't interested in being treated like a child and told the Queen what I knew. After that I walked off down a street with the Queen chatting about people and their behaviour.

1-December-2008: I dreamed about a gun that spurted out some stark red liquid that bored a massive hole in the back garden of the house where I grew up as my friend, Mark Maycock, watched in amazement.

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